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10 Reasons Libby Dole would be a better Presidential candidate than Bob, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
10 Reasons Libby Dole would be a better Presidential candidate than Bob Dole:
1. Libby has a better smile than Bob.
2. Libby hasn't retired.
3. Libby's a lifelong Republican. Bob's family were Democrats.
4. As President of the American Bloodsuckers Union, Libby actually has
some executive experience.
5. Libby has better connections with the Republican Party best donors,
tobacco companies.
6. Libby is a southerner, which is where the Republican Party has its
most loyal members.
7. Libby is so rich than she didn't have to worry about whether her
husband had any money.
8. As a woman, Libby could capture the female vote for the party of white
men.
9. Libby Dole is young enough to recognize a several rock'n roll songs.
10. Libby Dole is the only Republican alternative who could persuade Bob
Dole to step aside. How could she do it? Libby is the person who
supplies Bob with his four daily doses of Metamucil. Once she
withholds his laxative for a couple of days, he will become so
painfully clogged up that he will do anything to get his system
fixed.