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Computers and Women (some sexism and vulgarity), CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
A comparison of computers and women
Computer Woman
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doesn't talk (much)(yet) talks constantly
does what you tell it often asks "why" or says "no"
does EXACTLY what you tell it often intelligent
metallic taste or no taste yummy pussy
hard metal case soft skin
disk drives stay the same size vagina stretches over time
standardized parts each wants something different
comes with manuals how the hell does this thing work?
multi-function mouse multi-function mouth
doesn't care if you shower insists on cleanliness
many GIF files insists on monogamy
batch files automate activities likes variety
sits there naked spends money on clothes
(but looks better naked)
looks impressive on desk looks impressive on arm
(or face :-)
can turn it off demands attention
buying computer magazines helps buying girly magazines makes it
you work with it difficult to work with
usually grey or cream-colored choice of several colors
keyboard commands pressing clitoris makes it quiver
expensive expensive
upkeep minimal upkeep a major part of budget
one mouse one breast for each hand
parallel or serial ports in back usually dislikes anal sex
no reproductive capacity gets pregnant at awkward times
can help you with budget destroys budget
loads of software available two soft breasts;
hours of entertainment!
Pepsi Syndrome makes keyboard wet spot makes woman difficult
difficult to use
one switch turns it on demands foreplay
can play games with it will play games with you
operating system insures rules change without warning
consistent behavior
networking allows communication if you do something stupid, all the
other women know it immediately