There once was a chummy little koala bear who lived in a forest which was next to
a city. One day the little koala bear turned into a horny koala bear, so he went
into the city to see what he could find. Upon arriving, he met his very first prostitute.
He took her by the hand and led her into the nearest hotel. Because of obvious physical
difference, they were unable to copulate, so instead, preformed the act of sixty-nine.
After they were through the koala bear stood up and began to leave.
The prostitute called after him, "Hey! were are you going koala bear?"
"I'm leaving" he said.
The annoyed prostitute then said, "but mr. koala, dont you know what I am?"
"You are a prostitute" said the kind koala.
Even more annoyed, the prostitute whips out her pocket dictionary, opens it up to
the word "PROSTITUTE" and says,"this here is what I am, one who gets paid for sexual
pleasure!"
The koala bear smirks and says to her, "yes, but dont you know what I am?"
The pushed to the limit prostitute hollers, "YOU ARE A KOALA BEAR!"
"Exactly" said the koala as he whips open the dictionary to the word "KOALA BEAR"
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"One who eats bush and leaves".