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What Other Countries Learn About US from Baywatch
1. American men and women spend 15 percent of their days
running in slow motion along the beach.
2. Americans almost drown an average of two times each
hour.
3. Despite the habit of breathing water, CPR always
works and no one actually dies, except from cancer.
4. People in the U.S. look thoughtfully at the ocean for
an average of 15 seconds after being told anything of
any importance.
5. Americans never worry about getting enough to eat,
but fat people are unreliable and sometimes evil.
6. Most American women have abnormally large breasts
that are worshipped via close-ups for an average of
two minutes and thirteen seconds per hour.
7. When swimming in California, you are more likely to
be attacked by jewel thieves or taken hostage by
terrorists than you are to drown.
8. Most activity that takes place off the beach occurs
in montages and lasts no longer than two minutes.
9. Although Americans, especially lifeguards, complain
that they are poor, they all have expensive sports
cars and luxurious homes.
10. Motorboats, unlike cars, will not talk back to David
Hasselhoff like NightRider.