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ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE...I learned from my dog!
- If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what
you want.
- When it comes to having sex, if at first you don't succeed, beg.
- Don't go out without I.D.
- Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by
piddling on their shoes.
- Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
- Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
- Always give people a friendly greeting - a cold nose in the
crotch is effective.
- When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon
as you're dragged out from under the bed).
- If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.