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1. Ever time you enter the room, sit in a chair,
lean back too far, and fall over backwards.
Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then,
one day, repeat the falling over exercise, but instead
of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say,
"It's not funny anymore".
2. Every time you the phone rings, turn on the stereo
at full volume and begin to violently slam-dance with
your roommate. If he/she asks about it, say, "Oh,
that damn hypnotist".
3. Wear glasses and complain that you can never see
anything. Bump into walls and doors. Put your clothes
on backwards. Say, "Who's that?" every time your roommate
enters the room. When you are not wearing glasses, act
like you can see fine.
4. Wear scary Halloween masks. Look in the mirror and
scream hysterically for about five minutes every time
you put one on.
5. Put headphones on your roommate while she/he is
sleeping, and subliminally teach him/her to speak
Spanish, play the trombone, and memorize all the major
exports and imports of each African nation.
6. Never speak to your roommate directly. If you need
to ask or tell him/her something, go to another room
and call him/her on the phone.
7. Make brown-bag lunches for your roommate every
morning. Give them to him/her before he/she goes to
class.
8. Put up traffic signs around the room. If your
roommate doesn't obey them, give her/him tickets.
Confiscate something your roommate owns until she/he
pays the tickets.
9. Rollerskate up and down the hallway. Every time
you see your roommate, crash into him/her and knock
him/her down. Apologize and say that she/he looked
like the enemy.
10. Get a can of beans. Label them "Jumping Beans".
Eat them, and jump around the room. get another can
of beans. Label them "Dancing Beans". Eat them and
dance around the room. Get yet another can of beans.
Label them "Kill Your Roommate Beans". Eat them,
smiling at your roommate.
11. Complain that your elbows, knees, and other
joints have been bothering you. Get a screwdriver
and pretend to fix them.
12. Insist that your roommate sing
With you every morning at 5 am.