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Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in
purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter.
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call;
I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or
Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by
putting a computer in almost every home in
America, yet you also created that ghastly
Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never
done before in your case; I'm going to let you
decide where you want to go."
Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between
the two?"
St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both
places briefly, if it will help your decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
"I'll leave that up to you."
"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean,
sandy beach with clear waters and lots of
bikini-clad women running around, playing in the
water, laughing and frolicking about.The sun was
shining; the temperature perfect. He was very
pleased.
"This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is
hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!"
"Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went.
Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels
drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was
nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his
decision.
"Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St.
Peter.
"Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire."
So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the
late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell.
When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a
wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves,
being burned and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.
Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish
and disappointment, "this is awful! This is
nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I
can't believe this is happening! What happened to
that other place, with the beautiful beaches, the
scantily-clad women playing in the water?!???
"That was a demo," replied St. Peter.