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 Herman the Poison Platypus, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 

_Herman the Poison Platypus_
(to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

Herman the Poison Platypus
Had a very lethal duck bill.
And if he ever bit you,
You would become very ill.  (And you die..)

All of the other platypusses
Thought that Herman was a creep.
They used to taunt and tease him
And made poor Herman cry and weep.

Then one rainy Saturday the platypus hunter came to say,
"I'm gonna skin all you platypusses and sell your hide!"
So Herman bit him,
And he died.

Then how the platypusseses loved him,
And they all began to sing:
"Herman the Poison Platypus,
 We'll make you the Platypus King!"



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