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A Key to Scientific Research Literature, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
A Key to Scientific Research Literature
"It has long been known that..."
- I haven't bothered to look up the reference.
"While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to these
questions..."
- The experiment didn't work out, but I figured I could at
least get a publication out of it.
"The W-PO system was chosen for detailed study..."
- The lab next door already had some prepared.
"Three samples were chosen for detailed study..."
- The results on the others didn't make sense and were ignored.
"Accidentally strained during mounting..."
- Dropped on the floor.
"Handled with extreme care throughout the experiment..."
- Not dropped on the floor.
"Typical results are shown..."
- The best results are shown, i.e. those that fit the dogma.
Agreement with predicted curve:
"Excellent" = fair
"Good" = poor
"Satisfactory" = Doubtful
"Fair" = Imaginary
"Correct within an order of magnitude..."
- Wrong.
"Of great theoretical and practical importance..."
- Interesting to me.
"It is suggested that... it is believed that... it appears that..."
- I think.
"It is generally believed that..."
- A couple of other people think so too.
"The most reliable results are those obtained by Jones..."
- Jones was my graduate student.
"Fascinating work..."
- Work by a member of our group.
"Of doubtful significance..."
- Work done by someone else.