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More quotes by women...on the subject of men, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
-- Mae West
Nothing happens in our marriage. I've named the waterbed "the Pacific Ocean".
-- Phyllis Diller
You have to kiss an awful lot of frogs before you find a prince.
-- Klotter, London
In a man's life love is a chapter, in a woman's it's the whole story.
-- Madame de Stael
If men were as great lovers as they think they are,
we women wouldn't have time to do our hair.
-- Marlene Dietrich
Husbands are usually good lovers.
When they cheat on their wives.
-- Marilyn Monroe
I've always said that a girl has to marry for love
- and continue until she finds the right one.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
-- Mae West
I loathe housework. You make beds, wash dishes
- and six months later you have to start all over again.
-- Joan Rivers
Every time I date a man I think:
Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner
On one point we disagree a little. I want a big church wedding with flowers and bridesmaids
and an extravagant party. He wants to break the engagement.
-- Sally Poplin
When a man makes a woman his wife, it is the greatest compliment
he can give her. And usually the last.
-- Helen Rowland
When a man gives his wife flowers for no apparent reason
- it has it's reasons.
-- Molly McGee
I have never married. It wasn't necessary. I have three pets which fill the position:
a dog that growls in the morning, a parrot that swears in the evening,
and a cat which comes home in the middle of the night.
-- Marie Corelli
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