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odd piece that slipped into my mailbox after midnight , CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
Love is
Love is
Slapping the other person
when they get too happy
being sad when the person
is too happy
being together in good times
and seeing them deteriorate into bad times
Love is the source of control
Love is
being honest with yourself at all times...
unless it isn't convenient
being honest with the other person at all times...
unless it isn't convenient
avoiding, twisting, abusing the truth,
and never pretending
Love is the source of confusion
Love is
an sense of despair so complete that
you wish you were apart from the other person
accepting the other person just the way they are...
well, after just a few little changes.
Love is the source of discord
Love is
the freedom to pursue your own desires
regardless of how that affects the other person.
the growth of one individual
at the expense of the other individual
Love is ever striving, vainly, for success ...
Love is
the excitement of arguing over what to do together
the diappointment of never being allowed to 'win'
Love is the source of the fracture
Love is
the fury of your family
the calm in our bedroom
Love is the source of passion
If only it would happen at home...
Love is
giving and taking in a daily situation...
I give; you take
being patient with each other's needs and desires
For *one* of us, anyhow.
Love is the source of unmet needs
Love is
knowing that the other person
will always belittle you regardless of who's right
missing the other person when they are away
because there's no one to fight
Love is the source of insecurity
Love is
the
source
of
all troubles