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Letterman, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
- -----> Wednesday, August 10, 1994 <-----
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Opening:
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From New York, it's like Woodstock except without all them tents,
it's the Late Show with David Letterman. Tonight - The Smothers
Brothers, from "Forrest Gump" actor Michael T. Willamson, and
comedian Harland Williams. Plus Paul Shaffer and the CBS Orchestra.
And now, the man who introduced Michael and Lisa Marie, David
Letterman.
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Top Ten Signs Your Shoe Salesman Is Actually The Devil
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10. He helps customers sitting in front of him and in back of him
by spinning his head around
9. His store has big Hitler's Birthday sale
8. Offers you 15% off if you sell him your soul
7. Name of store: "Thom McAngel of Death"
6. When you tell him you don't like a pair of shoes, he spits pea
soup at you
5. He gazes into your eyes and the next thing you know -- Bang --
you own 30 pairs of Reeboks
4. When unhappy customer tells him to go to hell, he replies "I
can't go home till six"
3. Sign out front reads "Visa Card, Mastercard, and abandon hope
all ye who enter here"
2. When Michael Jackson got married, his shoestore froze over
1. All the shoes are size 666