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 SEXX PROGRAMMERS GUIDE-C-VERSION , CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 

  PREFACE:     I am trying to write a program that enables computers
 to engage in sexual intercourse with a willing and able
 partner (over a LAN or the Internet?).
 In order for me to do that, I must first teach the
 programmers writing this code what SEX is.  That can
 only be done in C (C++ version coming out soon).
 So, here it is, excerpts from the book titled:
 "SEXX, a brief practical introduction".
Also available are:
1) "SEXX - programmers' HANDbook".
2) "SEXX - programmers' guide".
3) "SEXX - programmers' tools".
4) "SEXX - programmers' manual".
- - ----------------      page 1         ----------------
#include "people.h"
#include "items.h"
#include "places.h"
#include "personalities.h"

    procedure sexx( ListOfPeople, ListOfItems )
      person *ListOfPeople;
      item   *ListOfItems;
    {
      person *PARTNER1 = ListOfPeople,
             *PARTNER2 = ListOfPeople->nextVictim;
      sexual position;      /* sexual is, of course, a special type */
      money  wallet;
      int i;

      if ( LENGTH( ListOfPeople ) == 1 ) {
          if ( PARTNER1->sex == MALE ) {
               if ( SEARCH( ListOfItems, SexDoll ) == TRUE )
                    ENJOY( PARTNER1, ArtificialT*ts, ArtificialP***y );
               else
                    ENJOY( PARTNER1, YourHand );
          } else {                     /* if it's a FEMALE */
               if ( SEARCH( ListOfItems, Vi***tor ) == TRUE )
                    ENJOY( PARTNER1, GoodVibrations );
               else
                  ENJOY( PARTNER1, YourFinger );
          }
      } else if ( LENGTH( ListOfPeople ) == 2 ) {
          if ( PARTNER1->sex == MALE  &&  PARTNER2->sex == MALE ) {
               printf("AIDS ALERT, AIDS ALERT\n");
               if ( SEARCH( ListOfItem, Condoms ) == TRUE ) {
                   ENJOY( PARTNER1, PARTNER2 );
                   ENJOY( PARTNER2, PARTNER1 );  /* 2 wants to be on the
  top */
    function ORGY( );
        /* See "SEXX - programmers' guide" for more details */



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