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Anguished English, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers.
These were taken from an article by Richard Lederer, author of "Anguished
English".
* On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere
thanks go out to those sending flowers, cards and
contributing to the death of her husband.
* The airplane was only a few feet from the ground when it
crashed, witnesses said.
* With the exception of victimless crimes (which need not
concern us here), every single crime committed in this
nation of ours involves a victim.
* A purple lady's bicycle was missing from Serendipity Lane
recently.
* Chairman Billings asked Board members to muster support
from parent-teacher groups to support the governor's task
force on driving while intoxicated.
* He hasn't even had his day in court yet, but Simon Wynne
has been kicked off the ESU basketball team after being
arrested and accused of driving a parked car while intoxicated.
* Montreal police don't hesitate to use whatever laws,
regulations or persuasion they feel they need to control
morality in the city and prevent it from getting a foothold.
* A college friendship that began a year ago ended in
matrimony yesterday.
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