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OK, we admit it this is a honeytrap. Sorry if your joke is on this website but it brings in a huge amount of S|P|A|M everyday which can then be used as a template to filter e-mails.

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You can however read and enjoy these jokes.
 

 Virus Warning Signs, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 

         Some individuals wanted to know what the warning signs were
 of a virus.  I talked to one of the presentors in my class and he
 gave me the following list:

         -Operations seem sluggish
         -Programs take longer to load
         -Programs access multiple disk drive where they didn't
          before
         -Programs conduct disk access at unusual times or with
          increased frequency
         -Available disk space decreases rapidly
         -The number of bad disk sectors steadily increase
         -The amount of available RAM suddenly or steadily decreases
         -Programs encounter errors where they didn't before
         -Files are replaced with garbled data

This isn't a virus list!  It's the description of what happens when
you install Microsoft Windows!

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Paul Robinson - Paul@TDR.COM
Voted "Largest Polluter of the (IETF) list" by Randy Bush 
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Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse.
                -- Miguel de Cervantes



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