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There's a story about an MIT student who spent an entire summer going
to the Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white
striped shirt, walking up and down the field for ten or fifteen minutes
throwing birdseed all over the field, blowing a whistle and then
walking off the field. At the end of the summer, it came time for the
first Harvard home football team, the referee walked onto the field and
blew the whistle, and the game had to be delayed for a half hour to
wait for the birds to get off of the field. The guy wrote his thesis
on this, and graduated.