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randoms, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
"It's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs"
"Keyboard? How quaint!" - Scotty
"Luke... Luke... Use the MOUSE, Luke" - Obi Wan Gates
"Please return stewardess to original upright position"
"Stupid" is a boundless concept.
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
"The faster you go, the shorter you are" - Einstein
"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." - Mark Twain
"The sun ain't yellow, its chicken." -Bob Dylan
"There are lies, damned lies, and statistics." -Mark Twain
"There's someone in my head, but its not me." -Pink Floyd
"To err is human, to forgive....$5.00"
"Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes!" -Yoda-
"Vote for Perot" - Bumper sticker attached with Velcro
"We are on an irreversable trend towards more feedom and democracy - but that
could change" -D. Quayle
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"-Steven Wright
"You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of
the shore."