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Happy Fun Ball
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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children
under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy
Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to
dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if
exposed due to rupture, should not be touched,
inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the
following occurs:
*Itching
*Vertigo
*Dizziness
*Tingling in extremities
*Loss of balance or coordination
*Slurred speech
*Temporary Blindness
*Profuse sweating
*Heart Palpitations
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away
immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned
to its specialcontainer and kept under
refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun
Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent
company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all
liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown
glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably
from outer space.
Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in
Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our
warplanes on Irag.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
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