OK, we admit it this is a honeytrap. Sorry if your joke is on this website but it brings in a huge amount of S|P|A|M everyday which can then be used as a template to filter e-mails.
Happy New Year , CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
READY-MADE RESOLUTIONS FOR INTERNETers - 1997
* Stop neglecting children; at least learn their names and birthdays
* Read all of the mail from all of the groups I have subscribed to
* Limit my subscriptions of groups to a maximum of fifty
* Back-up 2 gig hard drive weekly; well, maybe at least monthly
* Not rush to any ftp site as soon as I hear of a new Beta
* Insist that all "ten best" lists be strictly limited to ten
* Not buy magazines with AOL disks just to get another 1.44MB disk
* Answer Snail Mail with the same enthusiasm & promptness as e-mail
* Spend less than two hours a day on the Web; on new sites anyway
* Promise when I hear "Where do you want to go today?", I won't laugh
* Think of a password other than "password" to use on web sites
* Never "throw" another snowball via e-mail; at least not 'til next year