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She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.
-- Gypsy Rose Lee
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in
praise of intelligence. -- Bertrand Russell
Tax reform means: Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree.
-- Russell Long
Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even
one which cannot be justified on any other grounds. -- J. Finnegan, USC.
The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks he is above
average. - Sam Levenson
The best way to destroy your enemy is to make him your friend. --- Lincoln
The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be.
Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in
automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo. -- Art Buchwald
The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who in time of great moral
crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante
The notion that the church, the press, and the universities should
serve the state is essentially a Communist notion ... In a free society
these institutions must be wholly free -- which is to say that their
function is to serve as checks upon the state. -- Alan Barth
The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
-- Bohr
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. -- Emerson
The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. -Ibsen
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common.
Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts
to fit their views ... which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to
be one of the facts that needs altering.
-- Doctor Who, "Face of Evil"