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10 Commandments for Technicians

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1. Beware the lightning that lurketh in the undischarged capacitor, lest
it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most un technicianlike
manner.

2. Cause thou the switch that supplieth large quantities of juice to be
opened and thus tagged, that thy days in this Earthly vale of tears be
long.

3. Prove to thyself that all circuits that radiateth and upon which thou
toil are grounded and thusly tagged lest they lift thee unto radio
heaven

4. Tarry thou not amongst those fools that engageth in intentional
shocks, for they are surely non believers and are not longeth for this
world.

5. Take care that thou useth the proper method when thou taketh the
measure of a high voltage circuit, lest thou incinerate both thyself and
thy meter.

6. Take care thou tampereth not with interlocks and safety devices, for
this incurreth the wrath of thy supervisor and bringeth the fury of the
safety inspector upon thy head and about thy shoulders.

7. Toil not thou on energized equipment, for if thou so doest, thy fellow
workers will surely buy beers for thy widow and console her
otherwise.

8. Service thou equipment not alone, for electrical cooking is a slothful
process and thou mine sizzle in thine own juices for hours upon a hot
circuit before thy maker sees fit to end thy misery.

9. Trifle thou not with radioactive tubes and substances lest thou
commenceth to glow in the dark liketh a lightning bug and thy wife
hath no further use for thee except for thy wages.

10. Causeth thou to be tagged all modifications made by thee upon
equipment lest thy successor teareth out his hair and goeth slowly
mad in his attempt to decide what manner of creature madeth a nest
in the wiring of such equipment.

Jon White
Network Administrator
Manukau Polytechnic
Auckland, New Zealand






		

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