What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch ?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette ?
Brown-bagging it.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure ?
No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes ?
Invisible.
What is the difference between a brunette and garbage ?
Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
What's a brunette's mating call ?
" Has the blonde left yet ? "
What did the brunette say after having sex ?
" Are you guys all on the same team ? "
Why don't brunettes make good cattle ranchers ?
Because they can't keep their calves together.
What do you do if a brunette throws a hand grenade at you ?
Pull the pin and throw it back at her.
What goes screech-vroom, screech-vroom ?
That's a brunette driving through a flashing red light.
What's the difference between a brunette and a 747 jet ?
Some men have never been in a 747.
How does a brunette turn on the light after sex ?
She opens the car door.