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Jesus, Son of Joseph
Woodcrafters Carpenter Shop
Nazareth 25922
Dear Sir:
Thank you for submitting the resumes of the twelve men you have picked for
management positions in your new organization. All of them have now taken
our battery of tests; and we have not only run the results through our
computer, but have also arranged personal interviews for each of them with
our psychologist and vocational aptitude consultant.
The profiles of all the tests are included, and you will want to study each
of them carefully.
As part of our service and for your guidance, we make some general comments
much as an auditor will include some general statements. This is given as a
result of staff consultation and comes without any additional fee.
It is the staff opinion that most of your nominees are lacking in
background, education and vocational aptitude for the type of enterprise you
are undertaking. They do not have the team concept. We would recommend
that you continue your search for persons of experience in managerial
ability and proven capability.
Simon Peter is emotionally unstable and given to fits of temper. Andrew has
absolutely no qualities of leadership. The two brothers, James and John,
the sons of Zebedee, place personal interest above company loyalty. Thomas
demonstrates a questioning attitude that would tend to undermine morale. We
feel that it is our duty to tell you that Matthew has been blacklisted by
the Greater Jerusalem Better Business Bureau. James, son of Alpheus, and
Thaddaeus definitely have radical leanings, and they both registered a high
score on the manic-depressive scale.
One of the candidates, however, shows great potential. He is a man of
ability and resourcefulness, meets people well, has a keen business mind and
has contacts in high places. He is highly motivated, ambitious, and
responsible. We recommend Judas Iscariot as your controller and right-hand
man. All of the other profiles are self- explanatory.
We wish you every success in your new venture.
Sincerely yours,
Jordan Management Consultants