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OK, we admit it this is a honeytrap. Sorry if your joke is on this website but it brings in a huge amount of S|P|A|M everyday which can then be used as a template to filter e-mails.

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You can however read and enjoy these jokes.

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 Forget jogging and the stairmaster...

 A recent report by the Southern California Medical Association pointed
 out that proper weight control and physical fitness cannot be attained by
 dieting alone.

 People who spend most of their day behind a desk face a particular problem
 in losing weight.  Too many of these people fail to realize that calories
 can be burned off by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous exercises that
 are common for office workers:

      Activity                                Calories Burned

 Beating around the bush                            75
 Jogging your memory                               125
 Jumping to conclusions                            100
 Climbing the walls                                250
 Swallowing your pride                             150
 Passing the buck                                   25
 Grasping at straws                                 75
 Beating your own drum                             100
 Throwing your weight around (depends on weight)    50-300
 Dragging your heels                               100
 Pushing your luck                                 360
 Making mountains out of molehills                 500
 Hitting the nail on the head                       50
 Spinning your wheels                              145
 Flying off the handle                             225
 Turning the other cheek                            50
 Wading through paperwork                          300
 Bending over backwards                             75
 Jumping on the bandwagon                          100
 Balancing the books                               335
 Beating your head against a wall                  450
 Patting yourself on the back                       25
 Sticking your neck out                            980
 Racing against time                               400
 Running around in circles                         215
 Chewing nails                                      85
 Eating crow                                       190
 Fishing for compliments                            35
 Tooting your own horn                              50
 Climbing the ladder of success                    550
 Pulling out the stops                             100
 Adding fuel to the fire                            85
 Pouring salt on a wound                            30
 Wrapping it up at day's end                        12




		



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