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David Letterman's Top Ten List for 06/28/94, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
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Top Ten Signs The President Is About To Fire You
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10. At State Dinners, You have to sit at the children's table
9. He won't let you take a helicopter to play golf
8. You office is the new location for Socks' litter box
7. V.P. Al Gore grabs you by the necktie, drags you behind the White House
toolshed & beats the bejeezus out of you
6. When you ask for a raise, he say. . . [followed by video clip of Bill
beating his fist on the podium and repeating "No" over and over]
5. You're an Arkansas State Trooper and you don't know any babes
4. Whenever he returns from McDonald's he brings you a job application
3. Every time you say something, he whips a corn dog at your head
2. When you give him the latest unemployment figures, he asks, "Does that
include you?"
1. You've pissed off Hillary