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It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have
been searching for evidence which could support this.
-- Bertrand Russell
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both
incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by
twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
-- Rod Serling
It's odd, and a little unsettling, to reflect upon the fact that
English is the only major language in which "I" is capitalized; in many
other languages "You" is capitalized and the "i" is lower case.
-- Sydney J. Harris
It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which
raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
-- Franklin P. Jones
I've found thats it's not good to talk about your troubles. Eighty
percent of the people who hear them don't care and the other twenty
percent are glad your having trouble.
-- Tommy LaSorda
Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.
-- Harry Emerson Fosdick
Love does not consist in gazing at each other,
but in looking together in the same direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Luck: when preparation and opportunity meet.
-- Pierre Trudeau