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Top Ten Reasons Why The Three Stooges Could Easily Take Command of the
Enterprise
10) Troi would not comprehend their emotions: "Captain, I
sense...whoo! whoo! ...You numbskull.... Why, I oughta..."
9) Riker will be reduced to tears when they call him "Fat Boy."
8) Transporter. Cream pie. You get the picture.
7) Curly could jam turbolifts with his head, rendering security unable
to leave their deck.
6) Larry, Moe and Curly have already been where no man has been
before.
5) The enterprise crew will be mesmerized by Curly as he does the
curly shuffle, and Moe and Larry will take control of the enterprise.
4) Wesley won't be there to save the Enterprise in the last few
minutes with something he learned in science class.
3) Picard doesn't know the block.
2) If Curly can take a led pipe to the head, he's just going to laugh
at a fazer on stun.
1) Any stooge can outrun Enterprise security.