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WHY ARE CHICKENS SO ULGY?
YOU WOULD BE TOO IF YOU HAVE A PECKER HANGING OUT OF YOUR FOREHEAD.
WHERE DO YOU GET VIRGIN WOOL?
FROM ULGY SHEEP.
WHAT'S GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE PORK?
KERMIT'S MIDDLE FINGER.
WHAT'S THE BROWN STUFF BETWEEN ELEPHANT'S TOES?
SLOW NATIVES.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A DONKEY WITH AN ONION?
A PIECE OF ASS THAT MAKES YOUR EYES WATER.
HOW DO YOU SAY f*ck YOU IN JEWISH?
TRUST ME.
WHY DO DOGS LICK THEIR BALLS?
BECAUSE THEY CAN.
WHAT IS ORGANIC DENTAL FLOSS?
PUBIC HAIR.
WHY IS THERE A STRING ON THE END OF A TAMPON?
SO MEN CAN FLOSS AFTER THEY EAT.
HOW DO YOU GET FOUR QUEERS ON A BARSTOOL?
TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE QUEER NAIL?
HE LAID IN THE ROAD AND BLEW A TIRE.
WHERE IS AN ELEPHANT'S GENITALS?
IN HIS FEET......IF HE STEPS ON YOU, YOU'RE f*ckED.
WHY DOES HILARY CLINTON ALWAYS CLIMB ON TOP?
BECAUSE BILL CAN ONLY f*ck UP.
WHY DOES MISS PIGGY USE A HONEY AND VINEGAR DOUCHE?
BECAUSE KEMIT LIKES SWEET AND SOUR PORK.
WHY IS BEING A DICK NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE?
FIRST OF ALL YOU HAVE A HEAD BUT NO BRAINS, THERE'S A COUPLE OF NUTS
FOLLOWING YOU AROUND ALL THE TIME, YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR IS AN ASS-
HOLE AND YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A c*nt.