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It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, since the
average man can see better than he can think.
How long a minute is depends upon which side of the bathroom door you
are on.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggy" until you
can find a rock.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and
it holds the Universe together.
Psychiatrists say one out of four people are mentally ill. Check
three friends. If they are OK, you are it.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.
If you think nobody cares that you are alive, try missing a couple
car payments.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves above average
drivers.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
Never sleep with someone crazier than yourself.
Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
If you put garbage into a computer, nothing comes out but garbage.
But this garbage, having passed though a very expensive machine, is
somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition, doesn't mean
he knows what it is.
Children never misquote you! In fact, they often repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.
It may be your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
to others.
The trouble of doing something right the first time is that no one
appreciates how difficult it was.
Technology is dominated by two types of people:
1. Those who understand what they do not manage.
2. Those who manage what they do not understand.
At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you
will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming
the computer.