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I feel convinced that a girl would never let herself be brought to the altar, no, she would
probably refuse completely, if she knew *everything*...
-- Queen Victoria
I married below my standards - all women do.
-- Nancy Astor
You meet a lot of smart guys with stupid wives,
but you almost never meet a smart woman with a stupid husband.
-- Erica Jong
The quickest way for a parent to get the children's attention is to sit down
and look like you're comfortable.
-- Lane Olinghouse
It is not given for anyone to know how long they have left to live,
but I fear to leave this world without one single member of the family
knowing how to replace a roll of toilet paper.
-- Emma Bombeck
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.
-- Unknown
My husband and I have devised an excellent system when it comes to housework.
None of us do it.
-- Dottie Archibald
There are indeed not as many really wealthy men in the world
as there are beautiful women who deserve to have them.
- Jane Austen
At school I learned that money isn't everything, and that the most important thing is to be
nice. When my mother found out I immediately had to change school.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
I would get married again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars and would sign over
half of it to me before the wedding, and guarantee that he would be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis
A poor person who's unhappy is better off than a rich person who's unhappy.
She thinks money would have helped.
-- Joan Kerr
Our congressmen are the finest collection of men money can buy.
-- Mary Amsterdam
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