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Off to the Races
ALFRED RACEWAY
Time: Midnight
Distance: All the way
Purse: $200.00
Weather: Very Drunk
Track: Drippy
Name Odds Name Odds
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Bare Belly 2-1 Silk Panties 2-1
Passionate Lady 5-1 Clean Sheets 100-1
Conscience 100-1 Big Dick 3-1
Heavy Bosom 6-1 Thighs 5-1
Cherry 3-1 Jockey Shorts 5-1
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Douche Bag 1-1
THEY'RE OFF
Conscience is left at the post. Silk Panties and Jockey Shorts are off with
a rush. Bare Belly is beginning to show. Heavy Bosom with Clean Sheets at
the back. Douche Bag is completely lost.
AT THE RAIL
It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open up a hole and Big Dick is going in.
Heavy Bosom is hard pressed. Passionate Lady is coming strong and
Conscience is completely lost.
AT THE TURN
It's Cherry between Big Dick and Passionate Lady. Thighs working hard and
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure.
AT THE STRETCH
Cherry cracks under the strain as Big Dick goes in for the kill. Passionate
Lady is doing her best and Bare Belly is close up. Big Dick passed Thighs
by a full length and Passionate Lady is almost overcome.
AT THE FINISH
Big Dick rushes in, but Passionate Lady takes all he has and it's a dead
heat. Heavy Bosom folds, Bare Belly is all lathered up at the finish.
Thighs pull up and Clean Sheets never had a chance while Conscience wasn't
even in the race from the start. Big Dick unexpectedly gives a quick spurt
and Passionate Lady kept coming. Douche Bag came in last to clean up the
track.