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101 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE
As an expert on the art of annoying and irritating others, I have
endeavored to compile a list of methods I have developed, used,or read
about, with which to annoy people. Some are very simple, some take
preparation, some are very old, some are new. At least 1/4 of them are
guaranteed to annoy your victim. Have fun!
21. Tell someone, "Man, your hands smell bad!" When they try to smell
their hand, smack it so it hits their face. This one can also be
performed with a piece of pie. When they lean down to smell the
pie, grab the back of their head and smoosh it into the pie.
22. After somebody finishes telling a joke, say in a very grave tone,
"My brother (sister/mother/father) died that way."
23. Walk up behind somebody wearing a button down shirt or a short
sleeved collar shirt, insert your finger into the little strip of
fabric sewn across the top just below the collar, yell "FAG TAG!"
at the top of your lungs, and rip it off.
24. Give somebody a grundy.
25. Pinch a guy's nipple. You may also pinch a girl's nipple if you
please, but this falls under '101 Ways to Sexually Harass People.'
26. Leave the following message on someone's answering machine: "Sir,
we're not sure if you wanted us to do it, you know, after what
happened, so, well, we went ahead and did it anyway. If you don't
like it, we can probably take it out, but we'll have to charge you
extra. Please return this call immediately. Thanks."
27. Tell somebody that's wearing velcro shoes or slip-ons that their
shoelaces are untied.
28. Tell lots of puns.
29. Be a Jew for Jesus.
30. Give somebody a Wet Willy.
31. Turn on somebody's radio up all the way and turn their windshield
wipers on while the car is off.
32. Take a stick of gum out of it's paper and foil wrapper, then
carefully re-fold the foil wrapper and stick it back into the
paper wrapper. Offer this to someone as a stick of gum.
33. Pay for a tube of toothpaste with a check at the supermarket.
34. On the bus, try to engage somebody in a conversation about genital
warts.
35. Delete somebody's AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS files.
36. When walking behind someone outside, pull up a long piece of
grass, and gently tickle them behind the ear with it. The first
time, they'll try to brush it away. The second time they'll swat
at it, and smack themselves. Generally, the third time they turn
around and look behind themselves.
37. Take a wire, and stick it all the way through a cigar or
cigarette. Let the ash get really long, and pretend you don't
notice everybody staring at it, waiting for it to fall.
38. When they're about half way through with it, remove one piece from
the box of a jigsaw puzzle, and throw it away.
39. Hide the remote control.
40. Call a house at random, and ask for Gary. When they tell you that
there's no Gary there, call again a little while later. Do this at
intervals about four times. Finally, when they're fuming and about
to scream bloody murder, call a fifth time, and say, "Hi, this is
Gary. Are there any messages for me?"