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I belong to no organized party.  I am a Democrat.
                -- Will Rogers

I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a
novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
                -- Fred Allen

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us
with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use.
                -- Galileo Galilei

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the
streets and frighten the horses.
                -- Victor Hugo

I doubt, therefore I might be.

If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the
shoulders of giants.
                -- Isaac Newton

In computer science, we stand on each other's feet.
                -- Brian K. Reid

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you;
but if you really make them think they'll hate you.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you.  This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
                -- Mark Twain

If you're happy, you're successful.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
                -- Derek Bok, president of Harvard

I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show,
which would be called `A Live Politician Gets Eaten by a Shark'.

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth
and they never believe me.
                -- Camillo Di Cavour

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

I have to convince you, or at least snow you...
                -- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States.  The only thing is
-- I could be just as proud for half the money.
                -- Arthur Godfrey

In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools
will be temporarily canceled.

I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
                -- Graffito in Los Angeles

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction
listen to weather forecasts and economists?
                -- Kelvin Throop III

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.  Mother took me to
see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
                -- Shirley Temple



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