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A fella complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should
see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that! There's a computer in
the lobby of the local Kaiser hospital that can diagnose anything, quicker
and cheaper than even their own doctors or nurse practitioners. Simply put
in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and
tell you what you can do about it. And, it only costs $10.00" Figuring he
had nothing to lose, he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the
local Kaiser hospital. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and
deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noises and various
lights started to flash. After a brief pause, a small piece of paper
popped out, on which was printed: 1. You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm
in warm water, avoid heavy labor and it will be better in two weeks.
Later that evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was and
how it could change medical science forever, he began to wonder if the
computer could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together
some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife
and daughter, and to top it off he masturbated into the concoction. He
went back to Kaiser and poured the sample in while depositing his $10.00.
The computer began making the usual noise and printed out the following
analysis: 1. Your tap water is hard. Get a softener. 2. Your dog has
worms. Give him vitamins. 3. Your daughter's on drugs. Put her in rehab.
4. Your wife's pregnant. It ain't yours, get a lawyer. 5. If you don't
stop jerking off like that, your "tennis elbow" will never get better.
Note: Kaiser Hospital is a California/West Coast HMO.