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Types of People You Meet in the Washroom
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Excitable: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips
shorts.
Sociable: Joins friend in piss whether he has to go or not.
Crosseyed: Looks into left urinal, pisses into one in center,
flushes one on right.
Nosey: Looks into next urinal to see how guy is fixed.
Timid: Cannot urinate if someone is watching, flushes urinal
as if he has already used it.
Indifferent: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
Clever: No hands, shows off by fixing tie, looks around,
pisses on floor.
Worried: Is not sure of what he has been into lately, makes
quick inspection.
Absentminded: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
Disgruntled: Stands for awhile, gives up, walks away.
Sneak: Farts silently while leaking, sets very innocent,
knows man next to him will be blamed.
Childish: Leaks directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see
the bubbles.
Patient: Stands very close for a long time waiting, reads
paper with free hand.
Desparate: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
Efficient: Waits till he has to crap, then does both at the
same time.
Tough: Bangs dick against side of urinal to dry it.
Fat: Has to back up and take long shot at the urinal,
misses, and pisses on shoes.
Little: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
Radical: Ignores urinal, pisses on wall.