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a story with morals, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY
ONCE UPON A TIME. THERE WAS A
NONCONFORMING SPARROW WHO DECIDED NOT TO
FLY SOUTH FOR THE WINTER.
HOWEVER, SOON THE WEATHER TURNED SO
COLD THAT HE RELUCTANTLY STARTED TO FLY
SOUTH. IN A SHORT TIME ICE BEGAN TO FORM ON
HIS WINGS AND HE FELL TO THE EARTH IN A
BARNYARD. ALMOST FROZEN, A COW PASSED BY
AND CRAPPED ON THE LITTLE SPARROW. THE
SPARROW THOUGHT IT WAS THE END, BUT, THE
MANURE WARMED HIM AND DEFROSTED HIS WINGS.
WARM, HAPPY AND ABLE TO BREATHE, HE STARTED
TO SING. JUST THEN A LARGE CAT CAME BY AND
HEARING THE CHIRPING, INVESTIGATED THE SOUNDS.
THE CAT CLEARED AWAY THE MANURE, FOUND
THE CHIRPING BIRD, AND PROMPTLY ATE HIM.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
1. EVERYONE WHO sh*tS ON YOU IS NOT NECESSARILY YOUR ENEMY.
2. EVERYONE WHO GETS YOU OUT OF sh*t IS NOT NECESSARILY YOUR FRIEND.
3. AND, IF YOU'RE WARM AND HAPPY IN A PILE OF sh*t, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.