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sexual harassment permission form, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
THE SEXUAL HARASSMENT CONSENT FORM
Name: _______________________________ SOCIAL SECURITY No: ___________________
ADDRESS: ____________________________ CITY: _________________________________
STAFF ELEMENT: ______________________ HOME PHONE No.: _______________________
MALE: ____________ FEMALE: __________ OFFICE PHONE No.: _____________________
SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Male - Female
Female - Female
Male - Male
All of the Above
None of the Above - Please Specify: _______________________
I CONSENT TO THE FOLLOWING FORMS OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT:
Salutatory Greeting: _____________________
Eye-to-Eye Contact: ______________________
Eye-to-Bust Contact: _____________________
Eye-to-Below Waist Contact: ______________
Heavy breathing on neck: _________________
ear: __________________
other: ________________
Hands on body: ___________________________
shoulder: _______________________
waist: __________________________
Gluteus Maximus: ________________
other: __________________________
Feelies: _________________________________
Gropies: _________________________________
Penetration (however slight): ____________
Other: ___________________________________
All of the above: ________________________
MISCELLANEOUS: I WILL I WILL NOT
1. Assist in procurement of various potions, lotions, products, appliances,
etc. to be used during sexual harassment.
2. Assist in procurement and maintenance of various types of sustaining
apparatus.
3. Clean up.
I CERTIFY THAT I WILL ACCEPT SEXUAL HARASSMENT FROM:
Anyone: ____________________________________
Anyone But: ________________________________
Only: ______________________________________
SIGNATURE: _______________________________________ DATE: ____________________
This form is to be reviewed by immediate supervisor annually, prior to
performance rating and evaluation.