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How I know I've had too much coffee, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
Ways I know I've had too much coffee
1. Seeing elephants
2. Trying to catch said elephants
3. Disco dancing around my cubicle at work
4. Had to remortgage the house to buy more expresso
5. Bartender told me I'd had enough
6. Those sloshing sounds when I walk
7. Shaking too much to hook up the coffee IV
8. Supporting the other half of the Columbian GDP
9. Been to the john 15 times in the last 30 minutes
10. Seizures are starting to effect my driving