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The Convert, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
A Christian Missionary was in Africa. He was walking through the jungle
one day going from one village to another, a lion began to chase him.
He ran as fast as he could but the lion was closing on him. Finally the
missionary stopped and cried out "Dear Lord, please make this lion a
Christian."
The lion came to a screeching halt, clasped its paws together and bowed
its head and said "Dear Lord, we give thanks for that which we are about
to receive...".