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New Priest, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
The new priest was so nervous at his first mass that he could
hardly speak. Beforer his second appearance in the pulpit he asked the
Monsignor how he could relax. The Monsignor said, "next Sunday it may
help if you put some vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips,
everthing should go smoothly." The next Sunday the priest put the
suggestion into practice and was able to talk up a storm. He felt great!
However, upon returning to the rectory he found a note from the Monsignor:
1. Next time, sip rather than gulp!
2. There are ten commandments, not twelve.
3. there are twelve disciples, not ten.
4. We do not refer to the cross as the Big Y.
5. The recommended grace before meals is not "Rub-a-dub-dub, Thanks for
the grub!"
6. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.
7. Do not refer to our Savior Jesus Christ and his apostles as "J.C. and
the boys."
8. The father, son and holy ghost are not referred to as "Big Daddy,
Junior and the Spook."
9. It is always the "Virgin Mary", never "Mary with the cherry."
10. Last, but not least, next Wednesday there will be a taffy pulling
contest at St. Peter's, not a Petr pulling contest at St. Taffy's."