OK, we admit it this is a honeytrap. Sorry if your joke is on this website but it brings in a huge amount of S|P|A|M everyday which can then be used as a template to filter e-mails.
O.J. again, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
LANCE ITO'S SIDEBAR & GRILL
(if you have an hour to kill, please join us for dinner)
*APPETIZERS*
ROSA LOPEZ NACHOS
Spicy, with Mexican accent. Nachos haven't been this good since...well, we
can't remember.
*SOUP*
SOUP DUJURY
Aged for over a year. May be bitter.
*SALADS*
KATO SALAD
An empty head of lettuce, with very little dressing.
*FROM THE BAR*
RON GOLDMAN WINE
Young vintage, good body. But you have to bring your own glasses.
PAULA BARBERI COCKTAIL
O.J. with a little honey on the side. Goes down real easy.
MARCIA CLARK BEER
We thought we thought we had a case, but now we're not sure.
*SANDWICHES*
SIMPSON ALIBI SANDWICH
Full of balony, and hard to swallow, but lots of stupid people are buying it.
*FROM THE GRILL*
MARK FUHRMAN CHICKEN PLATTER
Absolutely no dark meat.
VEAL A'LA NICOLE
Well battered and sliced. Served without the head.
DENNIS FUNG PLATE
Grilled detective, served open face. May be contaminated.
*DESSERT*
Sorry, our bakery is temporarily closed. The lawyers have taken all the
dough.