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Reasons why I haven't wrtitten lately, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
15. I took a paper-folding class and every time I try and fold a letter it
becomes a graceful swan or scale-covered chicken
14. I didn't have any stationery with a cute little bunny or Harrison Ford on
it
13. I support the migrant ink workers in their struggle against capitalist
oppression
12. Everything I write is impounded by a special senate subcommittee
11. Three words: Processed Meat Products
10. Keeping up a dairy farm is more than just a full time job, you know
9. The nightly news is no longer in repeats
8. I've been competing in a bake-off in Chicago
7. Stalking James Brown has been taking a lot more of my time than it used to
6. I've recently joined the Mafia. It would be in the best interests of all
concerned not to question or pursue this issue any further
5. My toe nails have been really out of control lately
4. Knife-wielding coyotes broke into my house and stole my computer
3. I recently got a free subscription to a WrestleMania Magazine
2. I've been killing myself studying for the PSAT
1. I'm sorry, who did you say you were?