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computer sales/support survivor, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
I used to work in a computer store and one day we had a gentleman call in
with a smoking power supply. The service rep was having a bit of trouble
convincing the guy that he had a hardware problem:
Service Rep: Sir, something has burned within your power supply.
Customer: I bet there is some command I can put onto the
AUTOEXEC.BAT that would take care of this.
Service Rep: There is nothing software can do to help you with this
problem.
Customer: I know there is something I can put in... some command ...
maybe it should go into the CONFIG.SYS
[After a few minutes of going round and round]
Service Rep: Ok, I am not supposed to tell anyone this, but there is
a hidden command in some versions of DOS that you can use.
I want you to edit your AUTOEXEC.BAT and add the last line
as C:\DOS\NOSMOKE and reboot your computer.
[Customer does this]
Customer: It's still smoking.
Service Rep: I guess you'll need to call Microsoft and ask them for a
patch for the NOSMOKE.EXE .
[The customer then hung up. We thought that we had heard the last
of this guy, but NO ... he calls back four hours later]
Service Rep: Hello sir, how is your computer?
Customer: I called Microsoft and they said that my power supply is
incompatible with their NOSMOKE.EXE and that I need to get
a new one. I was wondering when I can have that done, and
how much it will cost....