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Mike McGovern, a writer, objected to having a destructive hurricane named after
his sweet niece, Emily. So in yesterday's NY Times, he submitted the following
list of more appropriate hurricane names and how these storms might behave:
Hurricane Clinton - Moves right, then left again
Hurricane Gergen - Spins uncontrollably
Hurricane Powell - Heads directly for the White House
Hurricane Nunn - Travels only in a straight line
Hurricane Bush - Completely misses Middle America
Hurricane Perot - Small but annoying
Hurricane Dole - Eliminates roads, bridges and schools; spares only Kansas
Hurricane Madonna - Leaves clothes strewn everywhere
Hurricane Oprah - Gets smaller, then bigger again
Hurricane Letterman - Appears an hour earlier than expected
Hurricane Chevy - Fades almost immediately
Hurricane Wallace - Hard-hitting but lasts only 60 minutes
Hurricane Heidi - Blows the lid off Hollywood studios
Hurricane Jordan - Stops abruptly at its peak
Hurricane Dykstra - Devastates Atlanta and Toronto**
Hurricane Foreman - Devours everything in sight
Hurricane Steinbrenner - Threatens to move towards New Jersey
Hurricane Trump - Uproots giant maples
Hurricane Milken - Leaves a trail of junk
Hurricane Buttafuoco - Hits Long Island high schools
Hurricane Tailhook - Leaves nothing untouched
** - Sender's Note.... Not so sure about Toronto yet.