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Miscellaneous Quotes, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
She claimed that all the famous sights of Rome
were named after London movie theaters.
-- Nancy Mitford
In my opinion there is only one good rule of living:
Refuse to admit the facts.
-- Ruth Gordon
It is better to get too little of what is necessary,
than never to get a little of what is unnecessary.
-- Sigrid Undset
After four dry martinis my husband turns into a terrible beast.
And after the fifth I black out completely.
-- Unknown
It was a book to kill time with - for those who prefer it dead.
-- Rose Macaulay
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
-- Ingrid Bergman
Never judge a cover by the book.
-- Fran Lebowitz
An average, healthy, well-adjusted, adult being gets up at seven-thirty
- and feels terrible.
-- Joan Kerr
Laugh, and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you cry alone.
-- Ella Wheeler Wilcox
You never recognize the really important moments of your life
- until it is too late.
-- Agatha Christie
Interpretation is Intellect's revenge over Art.
-- Susan Sontag
If you can keep your mind calm when everybody else is losing theirs,
you may not have fully realized the situation.
-- Joan Kerr
The mistakes you regret the most in your life
are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance.
-- Helen Rowland
When faced with the choice between two evils,
I always choose the one I haven't tried before.
-- Mae West
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