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A gossip is someone who talks to you about others,
a bore is someone who talks to you about himself,
an excellent conversationalist is someone who talks to you about you.
-- Lisa Kirk
As soon as Adam had the chance, he blamed women.
-- Nancy Astor
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son,
and another woman twenty minutes to turn him into a fool.
-- Helen Rowland
Women love the simple things in life: men.
Behind any man of success stands a baffled woman.
-- Maryon Pearson
A man in the house is worth ten in the street.
-- Mae West
Moving together with a man is like buying something you have long admired in a shop
window. You're exalted when you bring it home, but you soon discover that it doesn't match
the rest of the furniture.
-- Jean Kerr
It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West
To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the solution.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands.
-- Jayne Mansfield
Give a man free hands, and you'll soon have them all over you.
-- Mae West
A bachelor needs inspiration in order to seduce a woman,
a married man only needs an excuse.
-- Helen Rowland
He used to take me in his arms, hold me close, and tell me how wonderful
he was.
-- Shelley Winters