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50 Ways To Drive Men Crazy
1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.
2. Be ambigious. Always.
3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it's their fault.
4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought years, months, or ago.
5. Make them apologize for everything.
6. Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute
reminders that you were thinking of them.(Tara, Meghan 9/95)
7. Gossip. Gossip about everything that walks.
8. Play Alanis Morissette's "You Outta Know," loud. Look at them. Smile.
9. Look them in the eye and start laughing.
10. Cry.
11. Get mad at them for everything.
12. Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm.
13. Hold grudges.
14. Demand to be e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don't comply.
15. When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face
value.
16. Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his
quick trigger finger, and his affection for his "little princess."
17. Be late for everything. Yell if they're late.
18. Talk about your ex-boyfriend 24-7. Compare and contrast.
19. Go everywhere in groups, especially the bathroom. Do nothing
alone. Independence is a sign of weakness.
20. Cry.
21. Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they're wrong.
22. Plan little relationship anniversaries, i.e. the monthly anniversary
of the time you saw each other in the library...for five minutes.
Then get mad at them for forgetting. Then cry.
23. Fall for your RA.
24. Gather many female friends and dance to "I Will Survive" while they
are present. Sing all the words. Sing to them. Sing loud.
25. Correct their grammar.
26. Describe back-alley abortions. Then remind them of their mother or
little sister.
27. Constantly claim you're fat. Ask them. Then cry, regardless of
their answer.
28. Leave out the good parts in stories.
29. Make sure to only be interested in guys in the same friendship
group. Make sure to cause trouble.
30. Make them wonder. Confusion is a good thing.
31. Cry.
32. Declare that you are not wacko.
33. Criticize the way they dress.
34. Criticize the music they listen to.
35. Criticize their hair.
36. Ignore them. When asked, "What's wrong?" tell them that if they
don't know, you're not going to tell them.
37. Try to change them.
38. Try to mold them.
39. Try to get them to dance.
40. Pretend you're interested, lead them on, then feign ignorance when
confronted.
41. When they screw up, never let them forget it.
42. Make them stay at religious services until they are close to
fainting. Just because.
43. Blame everything on PMS.
44. Blame everything on PMS only after it has been blamed on them.
45. Whenever there is silence ask them, "What are you thinking?"
46. Get mad if they don't notice a haircut. Even if it's only a half
inch.
47. Read into everything.
48. Over-analyze everything.
49. Cry.
50. Make it your goal to make them cry