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Here are some things you can do in the office today.  Taken from an
article in a Seattle paper.

* Play a game of Twister.  Rather than spin a needle on a board, spin your
boss around as fast as you can.  If he pukes, everyone gets the day off.
* Park an old beat-up truck carrying a big arty-heart outside the downtown
mall.  Make sure it says "The Bomb" on the bumper.
* Unplug the refrigerator.  Three hours later, award a "Rankest Lunch o'
the Day" trophy.
* Make the guy who's always late eat the smelly lunch for breakfast.
* Lower all the desks to ankle level.
* Post a memo stating that all employees whp haven't erased unliscenced
software on their computers _by last Friday_ will be fired.
* Hastily scribble "Lost: Red-and-black boa constrictor" on the
chalkboard.
* Stage a mock murder for the window washer to "accidently" observe.
* Argue over who invented the Macerena dance, the Wave, and how long
before someone combines them into the MacaWave.
* Pants everyone whose last name starts with "T."
* Leave a fake list of salaries in the copier.
* Cut a lock of hair from people exiting the restroon.  Apologize by
saying, "Sorry, I thought you were someone else."
* Change the coffee to decaf, and watch everyone become really irratible.
* See who can refrain from asking "How was your weekend" the longest.
* Hoard the office supplies and listen in glee as strains of "...a
$5-billion company and I can't even find any damn paper clips..." carry
through the hallways.
* Hold a combo keg chug/limbo contest.  The winner receives a promotion.
* Telephone a coworker's spouse at home, claiming you found the employee's
wallet at the strip joint.  Throw in "...a little mink oil should take
that right out..." for good measure.
* Call a metting and announce "Listen.  This computer thing just isn't
working out.  You'll all have typewriters and White Out on your desks
after lunch."
* Walk around claiming you're cookoo for Cocoa Puffs.
* Replace the soda pop in the cafeteria vending machine with live squid.
* Every hour on the hour, scream "Hey Mo!" followed by a low-pitched "nyuk
nyuk."
* Sign your e-mail "Love. stinky."
* Start rumors about the new dress code, "All Fuchsia, all the time."
* Toss the geeky guy's keyboard in the recycle bin.  Reassure him it'll be
back as a scratch pad one day.
* Create a "Who's sleeping with Who" office pool.
* Change all screen savers to read "If this cubicle's rocking, don't come
a knockin'."
* Fine anyone who uses the word "opportunity" instead of "problem."

By Mike Carter.  Slightly altered.