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 Win95 versus Jesus, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 


If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of
publications, analysts and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the
Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe
it. Could it be?

Let's compare Windows 95 against another Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth:

Jesus                                            Windows 95
-----                                            ----------
Can walk on water                                Can crawl on a 486.

Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.           Will be used to judge Bill
                                                 Gates.

Started life as a carpenter.                     Turns perfectly good
                                                 computers into furniture.

Born in a manger                                 Resembles something found
                                                 in a barn.

Remembered for protecting the weak.              Has weak memory protection.

Was raised from the dead.                        Was created from Windows 3.1

Jesus performed great works for the              Windows 95 multitasking
multitudes                                       performance barely works.

Jesus has no sin.                                Windows 95 has no shame.

                              You decide.



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