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 David Letterman's Top Ten List for 07/08/94, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 


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Top Ten Ways the U.S. Would Be Different if the Next President Were a Dog
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10.  Doggy door on Oval Office
 9.  At press conferences, instead of "Mr. President", reporters would
     shout, "Here, fella!"
 8.  Goodbye Whitewater scandal: Hello Toilet Bowl Water scandal
 7.  Washington Monument replaced with hundred-story fire hydrant
 6.  U.S. might have more coherent foreign policy
 5.  Public enemy #1: that neutering bastard Bob Barker
 4.  Secret Service & CIA dispatched to catch that little chuck wagon
     [in rereference to a TV ad for Chuck Wagon dog food in which a dog
     chases a miniature chuck wagon around the house.  Now fairly well
     known in the U.S. - ed.]
 3.  Country really run by dog's smarter poodle wife
 2.  Here's your new national anthem:  [Audio clip of a fairly well known
     (at least in the U.S.) novelty Christmas carol of dogs barking out the
     tune "Jingle Bells" - ed.]
 1.  One word: Snausage-gate



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